If we're all stories in the end, let's make sure to make a good one.
wet dream: being financially secure with a career i enjoy
Hairdresser: do you like it?
Me: yes thank you
*goes home and cries*
when you receive a sweet anon out of nowhere and you’re like
I love this because you can’t tell who’s the anon and who’s the receiver.
*prays that I instantly become hot at 18*
*ok let’s shoot for 21*
shit, shit, shit
*panics and hits the ‘maybe at 25' button*